Happy Thanksgiving

I asked my mother today what she was Thankful for, knowing that she wouldn't dissapoint. Here's her list:


The cuckoo clock she got for her retirement from Chris since I hate it.

Medicare.

Zoloft.

Senior citizen discounts at Kohls.

Flight benefits.

Her church.

Her family.

BBC America, HBO, and HGTV.

Harrison Ford movies.

Remote controls.

Running water. (I'm not sure, maybe she felt the need for a bath.)

Mince meat pie. (BLECH!)

And last, but certainly not least, telephones.


So there you go, a list of things from a woman who is surely showing early signs of Alzheimers. When I told her that she needed to get on Alzheimer medication today, she told me to go get chemo and radiation for the cancer I might get.

Thanksgiving: the holiday to tell your family that you hope they die a horrible death.