Frosty

Dear Ask Mum,

I’m hoping you can settle an argument between my girlfriend and I. When eating at a fast food restaurant, is it proper etiquette to eat your French fries first, or should you eat the burger first? I say either is fine, and prefer to eat my fries first, but my girlfriend says the burger should be eaten first, as it is the “main” part of the meal.

Also, is it bad manners to dip your fries into your girlfriend’s Frosty? Should I just buy my own, even though I don’t want all of it?

We have ten dollars riding on your answer. Thanks!!

Sign me,
French Fry Lover




"Well, would you use it for his nose or arms?"

I just left that one alone. For once, that just made as much sense to me.