Shampoo and little red balls

So, this is how this works. Email my Mum a question, I read it to her and then write down her response. If she read them, she would probably understand what is going on. Otherwise, she's clueless. We already have a submission, and boy was my mother lost:



Dear Ask Mum,
What kind of shampoo and conditioner does President Bush use? His hair always looks great.
Thanks!
Just Wondering in Texas


Her answer:

"Well, I don't have a pool, but if I did I like those bushes with the little red balls. Actually, I like the ones with the big red balls....the Buford Holly I think."

"Aren't they called berries, not balls?"

"Oh, they're round. Sorry, I had the wrong word."

"But that's not what I asked you. What kind of SHAMPOO does president BUSH use. Not what type of BUSH to put around the POOL..."

"How the hell should I know that?"

I don't know Mum, but thanks for answering.



If you would like to join in the insanity, send your questions to mum@lawrenee.com. She loves to answer the questions!


Lori